September 2009
4 posts
August 2009
38 posts
“Michael: We were joshing around. The two of us. And he said “Did I...”
– Michael Scott trying to justify Stanely yelling at him in front of the office claiming “they’re friends”
“Today I am meeting a potential client on the golf course because Ryan put me on...”
– Jim Halpert
“Like I said, it’s not about the horniness, it’s the loneliness. And...”
– Michael Scott
“Now okay, I know that this is probably not appropriate but I need help. Because...”
– Michael Scott
“Okay, here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to instruct...”
– Michael Scott [on student’s visiting Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.]
“SCHNEIDER: Did Ms. Levenson say why she thought she was being fired?
MICHAEL:...”
– Michael Scott
Update...Crazy Mexicans
He’s still not out and todays latest entry involves him begining his sentence off the same way he always does when he tries to trap me in a conversation…”Can I ask you something?
Why the fuck are you asking me if you can ask me something?! Just ask…
He basically wanted to know if I was stealing his newspaper and then blamed it on the guy upstairs across from him. Which...
“Hey, I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid...”
– Michael Scott, address a webcam to the coporate launch party
I hate Miami trick...
Kourtney and Khloe take Miami…preganant and all.
“Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for...”
– Michael Scott (The office)
“Well, this is what happened: Ryan’s big project was the website, which...”
– Oscar (The Office)
“You have great calves!”
– The third person to say that as a conversation starter…thank you?
“We’re all accomplices now anyway so we figured we might as well eat. We...”
– Kevin, The Office (Brian Baumgartner)
Crazy Mexicans...UPDATE
Sheriff’s department came today, HE GOT EVICTED! Guess I wasn’t the only one he wanted money from…he told my neighbor that he inherited 250k but needed 2k to pick up the money…BYE BYE JOSE
“Blast me in the face already, come on”
– Michelle Oberg (take this however you’d like, you’ll never guess the context of the statement)
Farty Pants
My roommate and I just got a new apartment and we went to Target to buy some crap for the pad. As we are walking down an aisle, a white guy who looked like a harajuku girl/man did one of those walking farts; which I assume is an attempt to not make it look like it was you but in reality your leaving a trail a poof proof as to where it was coming from. IT WAS THE GNARLIEST FART I HAVE EVER...
Crazy Mexicans
I just moved into a new building and my neighbor decided to pay me a visit…
To make a long story SHORT he tried to sell me his free parking space, while I already have free parking myself…his selling point…ITS PREMIERE PARKING, as compared to my non premiere parking two spots away.
Who says nothing in this world is free? Oh wait…this guy.
MY FAVORITE WEB SERIES →
My perspective is that this is the best web series ever (That say’s it all because my opinion is valuable to everyone).
Here’s their discription, so I don’t have to re-write it myself, I have more blogging to do:
“THE PROFESSIONALS is a reality web series that documents the lives of a group of people who work for a computer support company called The Nerd Unit. However,...
“Comic con is filled with a bunch of loser nerds that dress up in stupid...”
– Derek Zoolander’s little brother…their model’s for a reason…and YES he IS a college graduate…good job genius
July 2009
2 posts
Employees are sometimes happy...
So this is my first OFFICIAL blog, I have decided that I have a lot to say…if you care, awesome, if you don’t care, awesome. Because I’m kind of a big deal regardless.
The best part of my shopping experiences usually come out of disgruntled employees, which is 95% of the time. It’s pretty great. But, in the rare instance that your paying for something at the register...