Farty Pants
My roommate and I just got a new apartment and we went to Target to buy some crap for the pad. As we are walking down an aisle, a white guy who looked like a harajuku girl/man did one of those walking farts; which I assume is an attempt to not make it look like it was you but in reality your leaving a trail a poof proof as to where it was coming from. IT WAS THE GNARLIEST FART I HAVE EVER SMELT. So bad that my mouth was open and I could taste the beany hot garbage baby diaper odor. So I salute you in your attempt to cover up your diarhea pants stank White Asian Harajuku Man. Thanks for making my day a little more stinky, and forcing me to regurgitate my lunch as well are your fart that I ate.
